El latir de una suave lluvia.

lolicyanide: v PLEASE READ THIS CAPTION vSo, really funny...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 17:57:57 -0400

v PLEASE READ THIS CAPTION v
So, really funny story, this flannel used to belong to my older brother, whom i haven’t seen for a few years, but as of late he has started to use some pretty harsh words to describe me and my decisions.
Long story short, he’s a GIANT transphobe
And this is his shirt.
REBLOG TO PISS OFF A TRANSPHOBE
He will see this - It would make my week. <3
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Jajajajaa in orden to piss off his brother jajajaja

filibusterfrog: all attack cantrip scars for when you really...

Tue, 12 Jun 2018 14:23:35 -0400

filibusterfrog:

all attack cantrip scars for when you really fail those saves
>Cantrip spell scars
(1st level spell scars)
(2nd level spell scars)
(3rd level spell scars)
(4th level spell scars)
(5th level spell scars)
(6th level spell scars)

mikisha-catgirl: teantacles: A cut transgirl romance comic by...

Sun, 10 Jun 2018 14:27:05 -0400

mikisha-catgirl:

teantacles:

A cut transgirl romance comic by Garun

I’ve seen the first panel before and had no idea there was more.. This is all too sweet for me and it almost makes me sad because of me not being able to experience love and support like that. I almost never reblog things because I want this blog to be about me, but I feel like it’s just so important and dear to me that it deserves to be immortalized on my blog 👭💞

Cute :3

sirfrogsworth: Programmable LED fans are the latest thing in...

Sat, 19 May 2018 01:39:01 -0400

sirfrogsworth:

Programmable LED fans are the latest thing in cosplay technology. The price of admission is pretty steep though. At $400 per fan, it will cost a pretty penny to become a proper wizard.

If you are like Wong and believe attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual, buying these would contradict that philosophy. A cosplaying conundrum to be sure. Keep saving up those rupees I guess.

[ theRPF ]

hpoirot98: lockscreeninsp:DnD alignments lockscreens!...

Wed, 09 May 2018 01:26:56 -0400

hpoirot98:

lockscreeninsp:
DnD alignments lockscreens! Like/reblog if you save

Love this art. Can’t wait to show it to my players.

hpnames: Buckbeak is a hippogriff who was sentenced to death for hurting Draco during Hagrid’s...

Sat, 05 May 2018 22:00:13 -0400

hpnames:

Buckbeak is a hippogriff who was sentenced to death for hurting Draco during Hagrid’s first Care of Magical Creatures class. Harry and Hermione figure out a way to save both him and Sirius, which also provides Sirius a way to stay on the run from the Ministry. He eventually comes back to Hogwarts’ herd, under the name Witherwings.

Buckbeak is composed of “buck” (a horse’s form of defense) and “beak” (part of a bird’s anatomy, which can be used to attack), relating to both halves of a hippogriff‘s body (specifically dangerous parts), as well as making a nice alliteration.

His alias Witherwings, also alliterative, refers to his ability to fly, with maybe a bit of weariness.

Bonus: Rowling’s scrapbook contained a list of names for hippogriffs: Stormswift; Hothoof; Fleetwing. (source) Those could either be alternative names for Buckbeak during development, or names for other hippogriffs in the herd. The three of these relate to either flying, danger, or horses, and two of them are alliterative.

arcadechan: someone asked me to do a little thing on how i draw...

Mon, 30 Apr 2018 02:12:24 -0400

arcadechan:

someone asked me to do a little thing on how i draw arms?? i. should have thought about the writing more, i’ll do that if i ever do one on hands. basically, i just keep a few anatomy tips in my head and then do whatever the character needs most!!
sorry if this isn’t too helpful, but it WAS fun. i love drawing arms+hands

johannamation:My brother-in-law thought tieflings were actual,...

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 10:48:42 -0400

johannamation:

My brother-in-law thought tieflings were actual, ritual-summoned demons, and this funny headcanon of his character ensued.

the-homebrewists: Well, the last set of Half-Tieflings was...

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 10:48:15 -0400

the-homebrewists:

Well, the last set of Half-Tieflings was super popular and i got a ton of new ideas. Enjoy! ^u^
~Mod Luci

armthearmour: The infamous Horned Helmet, belonging to an armor...

Mon, 16 Apr 2018 22:38:15 -0400

armthearmour:

The infamous Horned Helmet, belonging to an armor presented to King Henry VIII by emperor Maximilian I in 1514, attributed to Konrad Seusenhofer, made in Austria, Innsbruck, ca. 1512, housed at the Royal Armouries Leeds.

Photo

Mon, 16 Apr 2018 13:32:42 -0400

Video

Sat, 14 Apr 2018 17:56:59 -0400

gm-and-dm-ideas: In case you haven’t heard of it…I proudly present heroforge.com!A wonderful...

Mon, 09 Apr 2018 14:35:04 -0400

gm-and-dm-ideas:

In case you haven’t heard of it…
I proudly present heroforge.com!
A wonderful website that allows you to customize and order your own miniatures!
Some of mine:
Normahndu, Lizardfolk Barbarian/Druid
Batiatus the bold, Orc Bard-barian
Thaddeus Greywell, Triton Warlock
Cade, human sorcerer
Fun and easy to use! Have fun!

D&D 5e Warlock Subclass: Clippy Patron

Fri, 06 Apr 2018 21:33:17 -0400

dnd-maps-n-stuff:

noblecrumpet-dorkvision:

Clippet or “Clippy” is the eldritch entity that resides in the Office Plane, a demiplane that takes the form of an infinitely tall office building filled with cubicles. Each cubicle houses a damned soul bound by chains of paper clips as they perform mundane paperwork for the lower planes as their eternal torment. The demiplane is reachable through the door of a brutalistic building in the city of Dis on Baator. Clippy does not profit from his work but simply enjoys helping others at the expense of his eternally damned employees. He will often seek out warlocks to aid in hopes that they will seek business with him in the afterlife.

Clippy Patron Warlock Features

Assistance: At 1st level, you can use your action to focus on one humanoid creature of your choice other than yourself within 30 ft. of you. Using your concentration, you provide aid to that creature. That creature may add 1d6 to any one damage roll of their choice during each of their turns.

Desktop Divination: Also at 1st level, you can automatically detect when a creature within 300 ft. of you is writing something and the nature of the inscription, but not its precise contents. For instance, you can determine that someone is writing a letter but not the contents of the letter or to whom the letter is addressed. You instantly learn the direction and distance to each writer in range relative to you.

Template: At 6th level, you can create templates of your spells to easily replicate them. Each time you complete a short or long rest, you may instantly create a spell scroll of any one spell from your list of spells known called a template. Any creature can use the template to use the spell scroll, even if they cannot normally cast spells. You can only have one template created at a time but you can change the spell stored in the template whenever you finish a rest.

Save Your Changes: Starting at 10th level, when you cast a spell with a duration of 1 minute or longer, you may immediately take 5 points of psychic damage to double the duration of that spell (up to a maximum of 1 hour).

Don’t Show Me This Tip Again: At 14th level, you can use your action to attempt to banish a creature. You target a living creature with an Intelligence score 4 or greater using your action. That creature must make an INT saving throw. On a failed save, the creature vanishes and reappears in the Office Plane (the home of your arcane patron). The creature remains there as long as you maintain concentration up to 1 minute. While banished in this way, the creature takes 3d10 psychic damage at the start of each of their turns. The target can attempt a new saving throw at the end of each of their turns, escaping on a success. During each of your turns, you can use your action to impose disadvantage on the creature’s next saving throw. If the creature is reduced to 0 hit points while banished or if they are banished for an entire minute, the creature becomes eternally trapped on the Office Plane where they are slowly transformed into a paper clip, one of the many that form the endless paper clip chains that weigh down the souls of the damned. Once you use this ability you must finish a long rest before using it again.

Spells

Chains of the Office Plane

3rd level conjuration

Casting Time: 1 Action

Range: 120 ft.

Duration: Concentration, up to 1 minute

Components: V, S

You call upon the paper clip chains of Clippy to bind your foes. You choose up to five large or smaller creatures within range, each no more than 10 ft. apart from at least one other target. The creatures become linked to one another in one long chain. Each creatures becomes linked to the nearest other target. If two targets are the same distance from one another, you choose which ones are linked and how, as long as it produces one unbroken chain. All linked creatures move at once when one target moves and cannot move more than 10 ft. away from a target they are linked to. This unique movement expends the movement speed of all creatures in the chain until their next turn. An affected creature can attempt a STR saving throw using their action during their turn to break themselves free from the chain. On a successful saving throw, all creatures linked to that creature are no longer linked to that creature.

Conjure Office Supplies

Conjuration cantrip

Casting Time: 1 Action

Range: 5 ft.

Duration: 1 hour

Components: V, S

You summon your choice of either Calligrapher’s Supplies, Cartographer’s Tools, or a Forgery Kit. You also conjure a writing desk in a space within range. Only one set of tools and one desk can be summoned using this spell at a time. You may dismiss the summoned objects using a bonus action.

Clippet’s Magnificent Cubicle

7th level conjuration

Casting Time: 1 minute

Range: 5 ft.

Duration: 8 hours plus half an hour for lunch

Components: V, S

You create an extradimensional doorway to a cubicle of Clippy’s Office Plane. The door will only open for creatures that speak the passphrase you determine as you cast the spell. The doorway leads to a 10 ft. by 10 ft. room. The room contains an ordinary desk with plenty of paper and writing implements. A medium sized humanoid employee wearing a collared shirt and khakis and the paper clip chains of the damned also appears in the room. The employee follows your commands to the letter, but at half the speed of a regular person. There are also various magical tools available which allow you to do one of the following:

Shred any one paper or parchment using your action.

Make a copy of any paper or parchment using your action .

Bind up to 100 pieces of paper or parchment together into a book using your action.

Cast Scrying (save DC 17) on a crystal cube located on the desk.

Invocations

Clippy’s Binding Blade: (Clippy Patron, Pact of the Blade feature) You can summon a pact weapon that takes the appearance of sharpened paper clip with a hilt. Whenever you deal damage to a creature using this pact weapon, the creature must make a STR saving throw against your spell save DC or become restrained until the start of your next turn and take an additional 1d6 bludgeoning damage from the attack. Summoning this weapon takes a warlock spell slot and lasts for 10 minutes.

Paper Clip Familiar: (Clippy Patron, Pact of the Chain feature) You can summon an avatar of Clippy for your familiar when you cast Find Familiar. The avatar takes the form of a paper clip with eyeballs riding a floating sheet of paper. The familiar has the same statistics as an Imp but also grants you a +2 bonus to all INT, WIS, and CHA ability checks while it remains within 5 ft. of you as it provides you with useful assistance.

Page Navigation: (Clippy Patron, Pact of the Tome feature) You can detect paper and parchment within 300 ft. of you at will. You can use your action to teleport using your book of shadows to any piece of paper or parchment within 300 ft. of you by spending a warlock spell slot.

Why have you done this

basalt-dnd: basalt-dnd: 100 simple magical items, ranging from...

Wed, 04 Apr 2018 21:09:37 -0400

basalt-dnd:

basalt-dnd:

100 simple magical items, ranging from common to uncommon. In general, their cost can be higher than what it says on the sheet (about as much as 500 gp, for more powerful objects). They are intentionally vague at times, so that the DM can fill in whatever details are appropriate.

For all those saying to put a number in front: I would, but it took a very long time to format and it would have been pretty exhausting to add a third column with numbers. It isn’t meant to be a rolling table as much as a quick treasure or shop stock reference.

esper-etherium: sosuperawesome:Zodiac Archers, by Gabriel...

Wed, 04 Apr 2018 21:08:23 -0400

esper-etherium:

sosuperawesome:
Zodiac Archers, by Gabriel Picolo on Instagram and Redbubble

😍 idk if it should be legal for people to be this good at art.

Rations for various RPG Races

Mon, 02 Apr 2018 20:51:53 -0400

gm-and-dm-ideas:

artemis-entreri:

[[ Source. Original creator: wats6831. Additional information and images linked under each one. Love this project? Support it here! ]]
Universal:
Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed.
Discussion thread here.
Human:
Waterdhavian oat loaf (handmade irish soda bread, fresh smoked ham shank, “dessert” pear, Corm Orp “mountain” bleu cheese served on butternut squash, imported Saerloon broccoflower (Romanesco), mixed garden vegetables (carrots and radishes), Misty Forest chestnuts.
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Dwarf:
Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms.
Discussion thread here.
Elf:
Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Halfling:
From upper left: “Honeytack” Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade “travel cake” muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream.
Discussion thread here.
Half-Orc:
Wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread “black strap”, aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Orc:
Orcs aren’t known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations.Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcs….nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives].
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Gnome:
Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Duergar (gray dwarves):
The Duergar (gray dwarves) are the hated subterranean cousins of the surface dwelling Shield dwarves. Vast Duergar kingdoms exist in the Underdark beneath Toril’s surface. Duergar are known for their foul tempers, penchant for cruelty, grim and bitter dispositions. Their food is as coarse and uncouth as they are. Clockwise from top left: Sour Deep rothé pepper cheese (Limburger), boiled Deep rothé kidney (whole beef kidney), foraged roots and tubers; skirret and Fellroot (ginger and turmeric roots), contorted strangler fungus (Enoki mushrooms), onion & mushroom gravy hand pies (Morel mushroom with shallot and dill in cream sauce).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Lizardfolk (This is a MEAL/feast and not a travel ration):
Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick!
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Drow (This is a MEAL/Party Fare and not a travel ration):
From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress-infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Mind Flayer/Illithid (This is a MEAL/Party Fare and not a travel ration):
A Mind Flayer dwelling in the Underdark of the Forgotten Realms might celebrate a special event with a smorgasbord of illithid delicacies. Center: An extra large brain (former minotaur servant who did not go quietly) plated on tinged cerebrospinal fluid. Right: peeled kuo-toa eyeballs in serous fluid (with mithral eating pick) TOP RIGHT: green mushroom wine TOP: drow slave heart (tastes better than human) with savory sanguine sauce. All served amongst various potion bottles, scroll and alchemical vessel.
More images here. Discussion thread here. Some “making of” and reaction photos here.
Ogre Holiday Platter (This is a MEAL/Party Fare and not a travel ration):
Ogres are well known for legendary feats of horrendous brutality, torture, and savagery. It’s no surprise they consider flayed skin, fingers, toes and ears (especially elf ears) as special delicacies. Ogres revel in the misery of others. Crushing the smaller races…then eating their crispy bits is considered a true perverse joy, worthy of what passes for brutal ogre celebration. Paired alongside campfire roasted rabbit and coarse grain bread.
Discussion thread here. More images here. ]]

Old post but I don’t care. Makes me hungry for rudimentary food and D&D!

gokuma: mirkwood-moose-tache: flossskull: yearofthepearl: How...

Mon, 02 Apr 2018 16:10:13 -0400

gokuma:

mirkwood-moose-tache:

flossskull:

yearofthepearl:

How to Tell

by ttanner2448

Oh my god this is genius!

I’M. LITERALLY CRYING.

lolol

Playable Medusa for 5e

Sat, 31 Mar 2018 01:56:46 -0400

dicebound:

Something I created for use in my own setting using the 5e system, but since it was an interesting and fun build, I thought I’d post it for use in your own games! - Dicebound
Ability Score Increase. Your Dexterity increases by 2, either your Charisma or your Intelligence increases by 1.

Age. Medusas reach adulthood at 16 and can live to be upwards of 200 years old.
Size. Medusas are about the same size and build as Humans. Your Size is Medium.
Speed. Your Base Walking Speed is 30 feet.

Darkvision. Due to your beastial nature, you have superior vision in dark and dim lit places. You can see in dim light within 60 feet of you as if it were bright light. and in darkness as if it were dim light. You can’t discern color in darkness. only shades of gray.
Keen Senses. you are proficient with the perception skill.
Gift of the Gorgon. your hair is a nest of living serpents and may attack those who dare approach you. You may use your serpentine hair to make one natural attack. When taking the attack action, you may also use your hair to make one additional attack using your serpentine hair as a bonus action. This natural attack adds your dexterity modifier to damage rolls. This attack does 1d4 at 1st level, 1d6 at 5th lvl, 2d6 at 10th lvl, and 3d6 at 15th.
Serpentine Resistance. Your serpentine nature grants you resistance to poison damage.

Otherworldly Charm - You know the acid splash cantrip. Once you reach 3rd level, you can cast charm person once per day as a 2nd level spell. Once you reach 5th, you can also cast hold person once per day. Your spellcasting modifier for this ability is your choice between Charisma or Intelligence determined upon character creation.

felurin: “Everyone is weak. That’s why we cling to one...

Sun, 25 Mar 2018 15:29:05 -0400

felurin:

“Everyone is weak. That’s why we cling to one another, to our dreams.”